We Must Stop This Immediately !

THIS IS HAPPENING RIGHT HERE IN OUR OWN COUNTRY!
 

Have you noticed that stairs are getting steeper  .  Groceries are heavier. And, everything is farther away.  Yesterday I walked to the corner and I was dumbfounded to discover how long  our street had become!  

And, you know, people are less considerate now, especially the young ones.  They speak in whispers all the time!  If you ask them to speak up  they just keep repeating themselves, endlessly mouthing the  same silent message until they're red in the face! What do they think I am, a lip reader?  

I also think they are much younger than I was at the same age.  On the other hand, people my own age are so much older than I am.  I ran into an old friend the other day and she has aged so much that she didn't even recognize me.  

I began thinking about the poor dear while I was combing my hair this morning, and in doing so, I glanced at my own reflection well, REALLY NOW -  even mirrors are not made the way they used to be!  

Another  thing, everyone drives so fast  these  days!  You're risking life and limb if you happen to pull  onto the freeway in front of them.  All I can say is,  their brakes must wear out awfully fast, the way I see them  screech  and swerve  in my rear view mirror.  

Clothing  manufacturers are less  civilized  these days.  Why else would they suddenly start labeling  a size 10 or 12 dress as 18 or 20?  Do they think no one  notices? The people who make  bathroom  scales  are pulling the same prank.  Do they think I actually  "believe" the number I see on that dial?  HA!  I  would never let myself weigh that much!  Just who do  these people think they're fooling?

I'd  like to call up someone in authority to report what's going on --but the telephone company  is in on the conspiracy too: they've printed the phone books  in such small type that no one could ever find a number in there!  

All I can do is pass along this  warning:  

WE  ARE UNDER ATTACK!  

Unless  something drastic happens, pretty soon everyone will have to  suffer these awful indignities.  

PLEASE PASS  THIS ON TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW AS SOON AS POSSIBLE SO WE CAN GET  THIS CONSPIRACY STOPPED!
PS: I am sending  this to you in a larger font size, because something has  happened to my computer's fonts - they are smaller than they  once were.  

I just love my email friends and the things they send me!!

have a fantastic day! I have painting and cleaning to do....... wanna help?

 
  

Comments

[doris]

this is fantasic:) have a great day! did you draw a winner of blog candy?