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TAX TRUTH


   At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the
awful truth of it. Be sure to read all the way to the end!


                 Tax his land,
                 Tax his bed,
                 Tax the table
                 At which he's fed.

                 Tax his tractor,
                 Tax his mule,
                 Teach him taxes
                 Are the rule.

                 Tax his cow,
                 Tax his goat,
                 Tax his pants,
                 Tax his coat.

                 Tax his ties,
                 Tax his shirt,
                 Tax his work,
                 Tax his dirt.

                 Tax his tobacco,
                 Tax his drink,
                 Tax him if he
                 Tries to think.

                 Tax his cigars,
                 Tax his beers,
                 If he cries, then
                 Tax his tears.

                 Tax his car,
                 Tax his gas,
                 Find other ways
                 To tax his ass

                 Tax all he has
                 Then let him know
                 That you won't be done
                 Till he has no dough.

                 When he screams and hollers,
                 Then tax him some more,
                 Tax him till
                 He's good and sore.
                     
                 Then tax his coffin ,
                 Tax his grave,
                 Tax the sod in
                 Which he's laid.

                 Put these words
                 upon his tomb,
                 " Taxes drove me
                 to my doom..."

                When he's gone,
                Do not relax,
                Its time to apply
                The inheritance tax.
          
                Accounts Receivable Tax
                Building Permit Tax
                CDL license Tax
                Cigarette Tax
                Corporate Income Tax
                Dog License Tax
                Excise Taxes
                Federal Income Tax
                Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
                Fishing License Tax
                Food License Tax
                Fuel Permit Tax
                Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
                Gross Receipts Tax
                Hunting License Tax
                Inheritan ce Tax
                Inventory Tax
                IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
                Liquor Tax
                Luxury Taxes
                Marriage License Tax
                Medicare Tax
                Personal Property Tax
                Property Tax
                Real Estate Tax
                Recreational Vehicle Tax
                Service Charge Tax
                Social Security Tax
                Road Usage Tax
                Sales Tax
                School Tax
                State Income Tax
                State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
                Telephone Federal Excise Tax
                Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
                Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes
                Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
                Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
                Telephone State and Local Tax
                Telephone Usage Charge Tax
                Utility Taxes
                Vehicle License Registration Tax
                Vehicle Sales Tax
                Watercraft Registration Tax
                Well Permit Tax
                Workers Compensation Tax

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

What happened?

Can you spell "politicians?" Why would we continue to vote in or re-elect politicians who do this?

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